Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 02, 2007

Transcript:

"You know, Maura, at first I thought your inability to talk would hamper our relationship... but now I see there are advantages..." "For instance, you can never tell me to turn off the game or empty the trash... and when you do make sounds, they're all open to interpretation." "QUAAACK" "You don't have to keep saying, 'you hot stud,' after all my sentences."