Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 20, 2006

Transcript:

"Hello, neighbor Floyd... as you may know, I became mayor in a military coup. Sadly, you're on my enemies list." "So what?" "Well, I want to be a nice guy. Floyd, so if you'll just promise to be a good neighbor, I'll take you off the list... otherwise, I have to call for air support." "I don't think you know who you're messing with, you @#*#@@*# *#@#@@#." "You make poor choices, Floyd."