Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 05, 2005

Transcript:

"Do you realize that with all the cutbacks by news organizations, there are very few print reporters still doing investigative journalism?" "So?" "What do you mean 'so'? The press is supposed to be the watchdog of government...Without them, a vital part of the democratic process is missing." "Dude dude dude dude relaaax...It doesn't matter what they write." "Why not?" "Because dude...No one READS." "Gosh...I feel so much better." "Yep...It all works out nicely."