Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 08, 2005

Transcript:

"I'm hungry. I'll cook the eggs and you cook the bacon." "Heeey...'Happy Farms Bacon...Expiration 9/25/05.' This must be Josh and Ben." "Who are Josh and Ben?" "They're my cousins. Well, WERE my cousins...until they became...this." "Please don't put me on a first name basis with my breakfast." "Whoa...and there's Uncle Mike...No wonder he stopped calling."