Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 08, 2005
April 07, 2005
April 09, 2005
Transcript:
"This book says that the key to happiness is to get in touch with your inner child." "Do I have an inner child?" "Yep." "...I don't care what he told you...you're taking off that maternity dress." "Wait! I felt a kick!"
Ernest Lemmingway about 5 years ago
That’s not a kick you feel, Pig. And those aren’t labor pains, either. You’re just passing a stone.