Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 30, 2005

Transcript:

"Hello?" "Hullo... These ees poleece. Beeg maggatude 11.8 eertcake comeen you way... Run out from door now and panic!! We serious!!!" "Okay, guys, three fthings... First, earthquakes aren't predictable... Second, even if they were, I really don't think emergency personnel would call recommending "panic"... And third, I can see one of your fat friends on my lawn..." "Larry, you fool!!!"