Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 25, 2005

Transcript:

"Gee, heighbor Bob, your half-brother Phil must have a tough life." "I suppose... I mean, no brain, no eyes, no ears, and no consciousness does sort of limit your options." "...But really, his limitations are hardest on the rest of us." "Oh? How is that?" "He's just killing our bowling team."