Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 05, 2005

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"That's him, officer." "C'mon pal... YOu're coming with us..." "Goodbye pins." "Goodby Pig... Never have so many owed so much to one pig." "Remember... Always give your best, ever get discouraged, never be petty... ALways remember others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them." "SMACK!" "I can't look." "Is it the cruelty? The inhumanity?" "No, no... It's the seven-ten split."