Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 01, 2005

Transcript:

"Listen, fella, you need to speed up your game... I got people waiting for lanes." "The dumb pig won't bowl.... He's afraid he'll hurt the pins." "Listen, sir... I'm the night manager of this bowling alley, and I can assure you that the pins are inannimate objects. They feel nothing. YOu can knock them down without guilt or fear of retribution." "...All theose in favor of paying Tony's cousin to discreetly whack the night manager, say "aye"" "Aye" "Aye" "Aye"