Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 26, 2005

Transcript:

"Hey there, Pal... I don't believe we've met... Where you from?" "I'm Justin... from Chicago." "So you just got here?" "Actually, I've lived here for about six months now."<Br>"Uh ohhhhh... I'm afraid I caught you in a fibby fib... First you said you were just in... Then, you said you'd been here for six months... Which is it, Mr. "Pull the wool over my nose"?" "Eyes." "Eyes? Now ther'e s acryptic answer."