Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 13, 2004

Transcript:

"Well, hello, Lisa...where are you off to?" "I'm going on a singles cruise...I'm hoping to meet someone I can finally settle down with...Someone who accepts me for who I am." "Well good luck, 'cause boy oh boy, you sure have a lot of baggage." "...That didn't come out right."