Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 06, 2004

Transcript:

"Rat, this is my friend, Alphonse, the needy porcupine." "You're that degenerate who hugged Pig yesterday." "When you call me a 'degenerate,' it hurts me. And when I hurt I hug." "...Alphonse, this is my friend, Fisty, the kick-your-#*@ hand." "We should go... I've met that guy." "Not before my goodbye hug."