Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 06, 2004

Transcript:

"I have determined that dumb people are the cause of all our problems. Thus, I am shooting them with this tranquilizer gun and tagging them." "What will that do?" "Well, see, the problem is not that there are dumb people... It's that we don't always know who they are. But once they're tagged, you'll know and you can avoid them." "How will you mark them?" "...And when I woke up, I was wearing this great, new 'I love Yanni' t-shirt!" "Me, too! Me, too!"