Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 07, 2003

Transcript:

"Dude, my friends say you ripped me off selling me a shirt like this...Now they're going around telling people I'm a complete idiot." "Well, I can assure you, Sir, that customer satisfaction is very important to me...So let me see what I can do to help you..." "...And it fits great."