Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 27, 2003

Transcript:

"What are you doing, Pig?" "Trying to get this short, angry, stupid elf in this envelope." "#$&*." "Why are you doing that?" "Because I'm entering this sweepstake and to win, you gotta include one of these with your submission." "@*#&." "Pig...S.A.S.E. stands for 'Self-Addressed Stamped Envelope." "D'you hear that, Larry?...You're free to go." "@#$*."