Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 06, 2014

Whats 100 thousand more or less your Kingship.?

And the exchange rate is … ?

Go for barter items: an old set of encyclopidias, an old universal autodoc, an old genetic engineering production unit, a quantum level twelve ton fabricator/scanner/replicator, a knowledge transfer device, nothing fancy.a universal matter/energy conversion power supply for all this

I like the magic unicorn theory.

How much is a space buck worth?

The king pays taxes???

I still can’t see that invisible pink unicorn.

at least he told the truth, something we don’t hear from OBAM ME

The problem is that at the time that the King wanted to buy the “Tabloid”, ID’s treasury only had 50,000 space bucks. The King had to impose an emergency “tabloid” tax to cover the rest, with a little left over for incidental expenses. Of course we all know that the emergency tax will never be rescinded. Sound familiar?

Space bucks? Intentional Spaceballs reference?

Shouldn’t the pages be charred a little?

The King takes vacations???

Now we know that Id definitely can’t be in California… since gerbils are illegal there… unless, of course, the king overturned that law.