The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 10, 2014
April 09, 2014
April 11, 2014
Transcript:
Brutus: Hello, Mother Gargle. Ramona: Hello, Brutus. How was your day? Brutus: Well, the bus was ten minutes late. I had to run to make it to work on time! I worked on a report for the chief. I had chili for lunch... Ramona: Enough! I only asked as a courtesy - I don't really care about your day!
finkd about 10 years ago
She must have just flown in – on the 5 o’clock broom.
lutherg1 about 10 years ago
She’s a bad mutha gargle
Perkycat about 10 years ago
When asked how he is, my husband always says terrible. That shuts them up – they don’t want to hear any more.
ChessPirate about 10 years ago
Um, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber just announced they’re running away together and leaving show business?Well, it would make me smile…
Neat '33 about 10 years ago
I agree with Perkycat; depending on who’s asking I blurt out that I’m dying a little more each day and they look like they’ve been hit in the face with a frying pan !
K M about 10 years ago
A friend of mine, a German immigrant, answered a lot like Brutus did above when one of his coworkers asked, “How are you?” It took my friend a while to understand that almost no one who asks “How are you?” really wants to know how you are, certainly not in any detail.