JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 16, 2014
April 15, 2014
April 17, 2014
Transcript:
We're prepared to offer you a very handsome package to join our firm. Do I look like IM stupid? You bozos go around stealing lunch money from scared little children! You're in the principals office more than your in class! Dress up the package with dizzying perks!
krys723 about 10 years ago
Who is she…she’s good
solarrhino about 10 years ago
“I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.” Or in this case, their gender.Quota hiring is always wrong. These hoodlums should hire the most qualified bully.
Gokie5 about 10 years ago
I assume these bullies are a parody of Derrick and Onion in Curtis, with an extra bully thrown in. Can’t recall whether they’ve been mentioned in earlier comments. They’re a parody because Derrick and Onion would never behave like a corporation trying to hire someone.
Nelly55 about 10 years ago
these dudes will grow up to be Wall Street Bankers for sure Robb. You hit the nail on the head.
unca jim about 10 years ago
Sadly, in my years, most of these sorts usually grow up to be small-town cops and deputies, who usually wind up being firedafter a few years of ‘honorable service’….