Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 08, 1996

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Nate: FOUND IT!! Nate Wright presents: A "SLICE" OF LIFE! 18 HOLES WITH DAD! Chip: We're here at our local municipal golf course, and it's a BEAUTIFUL day! Biff: Right, Chip! let's watch DAD hit his tee shot on this tough par-5! Chip: YOW! Was that a golf swing or a SEIZURE? Biff: He's on the 10th green! Unfortunately, he's playing the 6th hole! Chip: Uh-oh! Dad's in more trouble! He shanked that one! Biff: He appears to be getting a bit upset, Chip! Chip: Oops! Looks like he hit that one a little fat! Biff: Given Dad's weight problem, that makes sense! Chip: Wow! That was MASSIVE! Biff: His drive? Chip: His DIVOT! That's it! He's finally finished his round! Biff: ...And let's ADD UP HIS SCORE! Nate: Hee hee! This is the only FUN part of golf! Dad: I told you to throw that away!