Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 07, 1996

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BIFF: Hello, again, everyone! Biff Biffwell here, speaking with Hopsy the Easter Bunny! HOPSY: Yo, Biff. T'sup? BIFF: Hopsy, I'm curious about Easter Candy. What are some of the traditional favorites? HOPSY: Well, Biff, our top seller is the classic...solid chocolate bunny! BIFF: Mmm...solid chocolate, eh? HOPSY: Right! Some parents try to give their kids hollow bunnies! How lame can you get? BIFF: What other goodies do you recommend? BIFF: Cream eggs are good...caramels...licorice...there are so many! HOPSY: Not to mention the ultimate Easter candy...Jelly beans! Right, Hopsy? HOPSY: In the trade we call them "rabbit pellets. BIFF: Are there any "easter no-no's" you want to tell us about? HOPSY: Well there are parents who try to get health conscious on Easter! BIFF: You mean...they give their kids diet candy? HOPSY: Yup! Sometimes even worse! ELLEN: MMM-mmm! Easter celery! NATE: Hey! This bunny is hollow!