For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for April 28, 1990

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Michael: Lighten up, Gord. Allyson isn't worth getting bummed out over. Gordon: Yeah, sure. Michael: Believe me, dating isn't as great as you think it is. You're probably better off not having a girlfriend. Gordon: Snort. Michael: For one thing, it'll cost you your freedom - an' that's not all! Gordon: What do you mean? Michael: Tonight it cost me eighteen an' sixty-five cents!