Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 22, 1994

Transcript:

Nate: Here comes out team statistician! Did you tally up all our stats? Francis: Yup! Got 'em right here! Teddy, You're leading the team in strikeouts. You've also been caught stealing four times. Nate, you've been picked off base three times already. You've also fallen down twice while rounding third. In the field, Teddy, you're leading the team with five errors. Nate, you're right behind with four, including a pop fly that knocked you unconscious. Teddy, you've injured two spectators with errant throws. Nate, on three occasions you've thrown the ball completely out of the park and into the laundromat across the street. You've each been called "chowderhead" by the coach two times, and...THAT'S it!...Shoot the messenger! Nate: That's the third time this year we've done that!