Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 19, 1991

Transcript:

Girls! Girls are kind of a pain, but it is sort of cool when you can tell they're looking at you and talking about you and stuff. There's that guy Nate! Oooh! At lunch all the cute girls sit at the same table. Francis and I sit in perfect position, only two tables away. Yak! Yak! Chatter! Chatter! It is like a challenge to try and get their attention. You have to know how to impress them, which I am pretty good at. Look! What's he doing? Nate: Hey girls! Watch this! Eight fig newtons in my mouth at once! Francis: I think I'll move to that table over there...