B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 13, 2013

Nice comeback, Fat Broad!

She checked it and it works fine,maybe a little light.

The secret word is OUCH!!

Trepanning has been around since at least Neolithic times.

“head with a club for no reason! He’ll probably suffer brain damage and die in tremendous pain due to the lack of modern medical knowledge, because he’s a caveman in caveman times.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He won’t feel any pain or die, because he’s not real – he’s a cartoon character.

Good thing Fat Broad didn’t have her Bow & Arrow.

Anybody want to go clubbing with the Fat Broad?

Kind of like me checking the law of gravity when I missed that last step the other day. You’ll all be glad to know that it’s not just your imagination, it’s working just fine. (Gravity, that is; not the step.)

Has she pushed anyone off a cliff recently?

You do know this isn’t real? The characters here won’t die.

Louisville slugger. 32 ounce. Ash….

That is a special place she’s going to: Club Head.

I like her attitude.

The majority of people can differentiate between fiction and reality.

There is a lot of violence in literature which I find a lot more offensive than this which I understand is fiction.

In the ’The (so called) Miracle of Elisha" 42 children were killed when only a few teased Elisha.

He may want to give some thought to rephrasing what he has to say to future customers…

I wish they would introduce to the strip a guy who would have the guts to take her on.