Chicken: What'd you get me for Christmas, Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris: A roundhouse kick! I made it myself.
Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
LOL!
I would like to see what Jack Bauer would do!
Ah yes, homemade gifts are (usually) so nice. A bow on the shoe would have bee a nice touch.
I get such a kick out of Chuck Norris jokes
Very funny!!!
edclectic over 10 years ago
Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
joeshmo30 over 10 years ago
LOL!
ant over 10 years ago
I would like to see what Jack Bauer would do!
Nobody_Important over 10 years ago
Ah yes, homemade gifts are (usually) so nice. A bow on the shoe would have bee a nice touch.
Diane in comics land Premium Member over 10 years ago
I get such a kick out of Chuck Norris jokes
Tinozzi over 10 years ago
Very funny!!!