The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 23, 2000
Transcript:
Eno: I can't believe it. i have a big date tonight, and a huge pimple sprouts up on my forehead! Eno: And to make matters worse, a gray hair is growing right in the front of my scalp!! Eno: I'm showing signs of puberty and old age simultaneously. Fang: Look on the bright side. If this keep sup, eventually you'll be able to buy pimple cream with a senior citizen's discount.