Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for December 11, 2013

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    KG1  over 10 years ago

    No return address on the envelope?

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    peggykb9  over 10 years ago

    My cousin Barb did that once (forgot to sign the nice card). The return address had no name, just a street address we didn’t recognize. They had just moved in. Eventually we matched her up with the mystery address and got a good chuckle out of it.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 10 years ago

    What’s the masculine form of ditz? Dunce?

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    alondra  over 10 years ago

    I didn’t know ditz always meant female. I’ve known a lot of male ditzes. Just like male blondes who have somehow been clever enough to escape being the butt of blonde jokes.

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    redback  over 10 years ago

    merry Christmas.. and we have your son

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    Gilda Blackmore  over 10 years ago

    No mention of gender

    ditz (dts)n. SlangA scatterbrained or eccentric person.[Back-formation from ditsy.]The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2009. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.ditz [dɪts]nSlang chiefly US a silly scatterbrained person[back-formation from ditzy]Collins English Dictionary – Complete and Unabridged © HarperCollins Publishers 1991, 1994, 1998, 2000, 2003

    ditz (dɪts)n.Slang. airhead 2 .[1980–85; back formation from ditsy]Random House Kernerman Webster’s College Dictionary, © 2010 K Dictionaries Ltd. Copyright 2005, 1997, 1991 by Random House, Inc. All rights reserved.

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    Gilda Blackmore  over 10 years ago

    sorry about the twins!

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    Hunter7  over 10 years ago

    Dumbass. Used as either an adjective or noun. Rarely used to refer to females. But they are not exempt. (I have mailed cards with the address right way up and the stamp on the bottom left corner.)

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