The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for December 04, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: What does my horoscope say today? Fang:Uh....it says "stop believing all this stupid astrology mumbo jumbo and get a life!" Eno: Great! That means if I don't obey my horoscope, I'll be obeying my horoscope. Fang: Then obey your horoscope. That way you won't be obeying your horoscope. Eno: Oh, right.