Just put raw spaghettie in a bowl with salted water, microwave for 1 minute 30. Add seasonings TO WATER. Continue microwaving for another minute thirty. Strain. Add olive oil or butter and cheese.
You can stay alive on THAT for like…. a decade. Until your spaghetti supply runs out.
Oreos out of the box don’t classify as “cooking”, Justin.Of course neither does bananas and mayonnaise on bread count either. However you do have to peel banana and slice to fit bread. Dangerous sharp object usage there.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Justin, it may have been your mom’s ideas, but it was your pan that made them what they are in your stomach, now!….
stormtrooper11116 over 10 years ago
Just put raw spaghettie in a bowl with salted water, microwave for 1 minute 30. Add seasonings TO WATER. Continue microwaving for another minute thirty. Strain. Add olive oil or butter and cheese.
You can stay alive on THAT for like…. a decade. Until your spaghetti supply runs out.
justin Premium Member over 10 years ago
bonus panel!
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
Oreos out of the box don’t classify as “cooking”, Justin.Of course neither does bananas and mayonnaise on bread count either. However you do have to peel banana and slice to fit bread. Dangerous sharp object usage there.
Beantaco over 2 years ago
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Invisible Bread Lover 11 months ago
The only thing I can successfully prepare for myself is cereal.