Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 23, 2013

Was he Scottish?

Receptive to a mild ethnic joke? First, I apologize in advance to those with Scottish heritage and/or sympathies.

What’s the difference between an onion and a bagpipe? Nobody cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

And I heard that from a Scotswoman.

@ypoons7666, I don’t know why that happened. I admit I’m not very astute with this. Any pointers will be greatly appreciated.

Thanks, Bruno.

I thought this meant he was a Sadist.

And it is called golf because all the other four letter words were already in use.

Robin Williams

Well, there is flogging involved. The original name was flog, then the English changed it out of spite.

You’re allowed to wear panty hose under a skirt.

did it come before croquet?

Wasn’t it Bullroarer Took? He knocked the head off of Golfindol the goblin and it went down a rabbit hole. Won the battle and invented golf all at the same time.

And that’s the difference!!

Testing this.