Fart: (vulgar) term used to explain the release of intestinal gas created during the digestive process. Usually produced at the colon level escaping thru the rectal passages. Odors and time of released dependent upon food ingested and processed. Possible source of global warming. Can be used for entertainment on a juvenile level.
My brother was a lawyer (and 4 years younger than myself) but always playing cruel tricks on me as well as cheating our parents and most of his clients (so I’ve heard). He was a nasty piece of work, which has not endeared lawyers in my mind in any way. I prefer not to deal with anyone who likes to lie, as I like to be truthful (even if it embarrasses myself or others).
favm over 10 years ago
Sorry John, but this cartoon stinks.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 10 years ago
The downside of dating a lawyer…
Here’s the link to the original art.
margueritem over 10 years ago
Ya can’t can’t live with ‘em, and ya can’t shoot ’em.
pcolli over 10 years ago
Just walk away……..
gjsjr41 over 10 years ago
Darn dog.
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
Fart: (vulgar) term used to explain the release of intestinal gas created during the digestive process. Usually produced at the colon level escaping thru the rectal passages. Odors and time of released dependent upon food ingested and processed. Possible source of global warming. Can be used for entertainment on a juvenile level.
coltish1 over 10 years ago
Re the original: Wow, a dick and a darling, both!
geneboecker over 10 years ago
Particularly, when used in the expression " You old…."
Enoki over 10 years ago
Raise your standards woman! A lawyer, really! What? You’d probably sleep with anyone with standards that low!
RedSamRackham over 10 years ago
Now define Q u e e f !!!
rentier over 10 years ago
A tactless conversation!
klunker rider over 10 years ago
FYI did you know “Pumpernickel” literally translates into “Devils Fart”
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
I said it as a funny. Night guy comes up with scientific explanation.I do know how to load for “fishing”.
vldazzle over 10 years ago
My brother was a lawyer (and 4 years younger than myself) but always playing cruel tricks on me as well as cheating our parents and most of his clients (so I’ve heard). He was a nasty piece of work, which has not endeared lawyers in my mind in any way. I prefer not to deal with anyone who likes to lie, as I like to be truthful (even if it embarrasses myself or others).
choo choo willy over 10 years ago
In our all male chorus that is known as an f flat
K M over 10 years ago
Know the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? In the morning, the rooster’s first urge is to cluck defiance.
pcolli over 10 years ago
Apparently, termites are responsible for a lot of the methane in the atmosphere.