Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for April 13, 2002
Transcript:
Clem points to Rose's toothbrush as Pasquale looks on in fear. Rose says, "Yes, Clem, the big, angular toothbrush with flexible double hinges is mine!" Rose smiles and says, "But that's NO REASON to suspect that I'm an alien being with weird physical parts!" Pasquale and Clem walk away relieved. Rose looks in the mirror and thinks, "At least it's not one of the reasons on MY list!"