Monty by Jim Meddick for September 27, 2001

Transcript:

"I know you're depressed, but don't worry...I'm a monkey and monkeys are widely known for their spontaneous hilarity..." "Say, I read a funny joke in the paper today...a guy walks into a bar with a stocking on his head and a weapon and asks the bartender..." "Um..ok...never mind that wasn't a joke that was the police blotter." "Unfortunately, monkeys are also widely known for their stupidity..."