Monty by Jim Meddick for May 19, 2001

Transcript:

"...and as they crept close to the Blair Witch's camp, they realized she wasn't really roasting marshmallows at all..." "SHE WAS ROASTING EYEBALLS!!" "Um. This is the part where you run screaming into the woods." "Oh, c'mon. I thought I was being pretty creative! I even drew a pupil on the marshmallow!" "The problem is, eyeballs aren't usually cylindrical..."