Racoon 1 So, hows your weekend going?
Racoon 2: Ugh, Last night I went home with a real piece of garbage. his place was a dump.
Racoon 1: He sounds perfect!
I left my door open for the cat’s last night…guess who came in…Hey, I don’t mind it so much, but do they have to wash their hands in the cat’s drinking water…And they’re slobs…Water all over the place, food scattered…And you can never tell them apart because they all wear masks…
I was camping in the Porkies one time, I’d just eaten, was feeling mellow, watching the camp fire, and a cute family if racoons walked by on the other side of the fire mother leading the way……So cute….Just as I was thinking that, a loaf of bread that had been right next to my shoulder, jumped off the table an ran into the woods….Dad….
Varnes over 10 years ago
I left my door open for the cat’s last night…guess who came in…Hey, I don’t mind it so much, but do they have to wash their hands in the cat’s drinking water…And they’re slobs…Water all over the place, food scattered…And you can never tell them apart because they all wear masks…
Varnes over 10 years ago
I was camping in the Porkies one time, I’d just eaten, was feeling mellow, watching the camp fire, and a cute family if racoons walked by on the other side of the fire mother leading the way……So cute….Just as I was thinking that, a loaf of bread that had been right next to my shoulder, jumped off the table an ran into the woods….Dad….
hippogriff over 10 years ago
What a boar!