Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 13, 2013
Transcript:
Panel 1: "Mail's here." "I'LL GET IT!" Panel 2: "ZIP" Panel 3: "Just a lot of nothin'! Ha ha! Just the usual junk!" "Thank you." Panel 4: "Oh, and Nate...I'm about to do some laundry. Please take off that shirt you're wearing." Panel 5: "NOW!" Panel 6: *sigh*" Panel 7: "FLUP!" Panel 8: "Well, look at THIS! Your REPORT CARD!" "Rats."
favm over 10 years ago
We used to wait for the postman a block away from our homes. Nice guy, Worked our area for years and knew us all. He gave us our report cards.
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
Busted.
Penguin022 over 10 years ago
I don’t remember my report card coming THAT early…
laurabenjosh over 10 years ago
The usual junk and usual bad grades
Calvin! over 10 years ago
It was April’s fools day and my mom got a email from ME it was her fake report card….my brother who’s 5 was at my house..we were pretending that it was the alternate. Future… She failed school as a kid we got a 45 year old to be me in the future and he said"Don’t you remember…You took a potion when I was little to never age" Then a 90 year old came in pj’s as my dad and said good morning honey and she ran out of the house screaming!!! We had video cameras in our house so me and my brother could watch….HALARIOUS!!!!
ncalifgirl58 over 10 years ago
Wow Calvin. That is some story. You guys got her good. Hope your mom is a good sport! lol
orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago
WHOA!! Biggest “Popeye-eye” I’ve ever seen Marty make!! Judging from the antics in all the strips going back to the first day of school, that card’s brimming with "F"’s. Snark! SNARK!!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
At least you’re not in trouble yet Nate.
Logical Duck over 10 years ago
Especially mail with no address.
QuietStorm27 over 10 years ago
He knows his son!
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
I once hid my report card in the catcher under the bird cage. Mom didn’t know it was there. She didn’t know it was report card day. It wasn’t a bad report card so I gave it to her later that day.
RySonic over 10 years ago
That’s an interesting place to hide your report card…
Bogy Premium Member over 10 years ago
I didn’t mind letting my parents see my report card, I just wanted to get to it first and remove the bottom half of the printout that had the “unexcused absences.”
jakdatiger over 10 years ago
Whoa… Hairy Eyeball much?
Uskoke over 10 years ago
Probably Nate got ‘Dreadful’ like Harry Potter!
Comics kid almost 7 years ago
this year they E-MAILED our report cards
Max Browne about 6 years ago
Gotta be all F’s there.
David Blough about 6 years ago
It’s October and already report cards are out? And it’s concerning for Nate. @comedyprofessional
Clarence almost 6 years ago
Can’t Nate shoved his report card into his pants?
Jeditwo over 5 years ago
Wow, this is such a funny one! :)
Pinku ぴんく over 5 years ago
silent but deadly starts here
Love2laugh about 5 years ago
Woah, how did he know it would be under his shirt?!!!
Clarence over 4 years ago
Well Nate got a F+ on Social Studies
Comic Man X over 4 years ago
lol
rey mondia over 3 years ago
oTo
nandayconures! over 3 years ago
Why not just hide it somewhere outside then retrieve it later?
:l over 3 years ago
so close to getting away with it too
NFT Lawn Care over 3 years ago
He should have stuffed it in his underwear.
Skid and Pump over 3 years ago
hey alteast he can still wash his shirt… or he was just lying and he built in 2 dollar cameras in the house
Skid and Pump over 3 years ago
HE GONNA GET DEM C-’S
Skid and Pump over 3 years ago
why is the report card taller and larger than nates pants?
Martin Wright about 3 years ago
That’s just desperation from Nate.
SomeRandomDude about 3 years ago
Nate makes it seem so obvious
Piranha Plant (Formerly Fox and Falco) about 2 years ago
I take it Marty knew it was there.
RLinGoComics (REBRANDING) #SupportUkraineandIsrael about 2 years ago
Nice try, Nate. You make it so obvious.
220001492 about 2 years ago
He is exactly like my dad