If we get rid of the lawyers we might get the feeling of World Peace before we realize that there’s still politicians still around.This whole sueing game needs to stop.
this reminds me of a weird al yankovic song: i’ll sue yai sued taco bell ‘cause i ate half a million chulapas and i got fat.i sued panasonic.they never said i shouldn’t use their microwave to dry off my cat.i sued earthlink ‘cause i called ’em up and they had the nerve to put me on hold.i sued starbucks ’cause i spilled a frappucino in my lap and brr it was cold.i sued toys-r-us ’cause i swallowed a nerf ball and nearly choked to death.i sued petco ’cause i ate a bag of kitty litter and now i’ve got bad breath.i sued coca cola,yo ‘cause i put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck.i sued duracell…they never told me not to shove that AA right up my nose.i sued home depot…’cause they sold me a hammer which they knew i might drop on my toes.i sued dell computers ‘cause i took a bath with my laptop-now it doesn’t work.if you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late,i’ll sue ya!i sued ben affleck….aw,do i even need a reason? if i sprain my ankle while i’m robbing your place.if i hurt my knuckles when i punch you in the face,i’ll sue ya! i’ll take all your money!
why do lawyers advertise on tv????!!!…some of them are annoying like Jim Adler in Houston he calls himself the Texas Hammer when he comes on I have to mute the tv cause he talks loud like he yelling
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 10 years ago
If we get rid of the lawyers we might get the feeling of World Peace before we realize that there’s still politicians still around.This whole sueing game needs to stop.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN over 10 years ago
Shakespeare was RIGHT!
blackielawless over 10 years ago
this reminds me of a weird al yankovic song: i’ll sue yai sued taco bell ‘cause i ate half a million chulapas and i got fat.i sued panasonic.they never said i shouldn’t use their microwave to dry off my cat.i sued earthlink ‘cause i called ’em up and they had the nerve to put me on hold.i sued starbucks ’cause i spilled a frappucino in my lap and brr it was cold.i sued toys-r-us ’cause i swallowed a nerf ball and nearly choked to death.i sued petco ’cause i ate a bag of kitty litter and now i’ve got bad breath.i sued coca cola,yo ‘cause i put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck.i sued duracell…they never told me not to shove that AA right up my nose.i sued home depot…’cause they sold me a hammer which they knew i might drop on my toes.i sued dell computers ‘cause i took a bath with my laptop-now it doesn’t work.if you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late,i’ll sue ya!i sued ben affleck….aw,do i even need a reason? if i sprain my ankle while i’m robbing your place.if i hurt my knuckles when i punch you in the face,i’ll sue ya! i’ll take all your money!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 10 years ago
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K M over 10 years ago
And how will you pay the lawyer? Or more to the point, how little of whatever you win will the lawyer let you keep?
AmyGrantfan51774 over 10 years ago
why do lawyers advertise on tv????!!!…some of them are annoying like Jim Adler in Houston he calls himself the Texas Hammer when he comes on I have to mute the tv cause he talks loud like he yelling