Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 21, 2013

Yup, as usual.

I’m not tired of it. I think it’s hilarious!

Is there such a rule as not having a cell phone on a golf course?

With all those penalty points, maybe someone else will be the winner.

Just shove the cup in ’is mouth, Ralph. Off to the bar…

Ralph, there is always next year. Make a list of what not to do and make sure Norm isn’t your caddy. Might be worth the expense to hire a one that knows what to do. Just how you got around the course singing Barry Manilow songs.

So how is Steinbauer going to penalize himself again tomorrow so the trophy yet AGAIN ends up in Ralph’s possession?

Steinbauer, just let it go and try again next year.

Meh.

Ralph Kramden never won. Al Bundy never won. Homer Simpson never wins. Peter Griffin never wins.

And Sir John Falstaff never won.

It’s a very old and very tired meme.

Huh? When would Ralph ever have given Steinbauer, of all people, his cell phone number?

Oh please, let Ralph win, just this ONE time.

Didn’t I tell you to take the trophy and run, Drabble?DIDN’T I!?

Can we get a sniper to take out Steinbauer already?

C’mon Kevin….. Give us somehing to cheer about!!!!!!!

I think all tournaments have rules about no cell phones. Personally, I think it’s especially rude to not at least have your phone on silent while playing golf at any time.

It will be a draw!