The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 01, 2013
July 31, 2013
August 02, 2013
Transcript:
Brutus: Whenever Veeblefester has an unpleasant task he wants done... Brutus: He likes to say, "It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it..." Brutus: That's fine, but why does "someone" always have to be me?
pouncingtiger over 10 years ago
That’s life at the bottom.
Harry Grapjas over 10 years ago
This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. Consequently, it wound up that Nobody told Anybody, so Everybody blamed Somebody.
sbchamp over 10 years ago
I know doo doo runs downhill, but why am I always livin’ in the valley?
Perkycat over 10 years ago
You are the dirty job doer.
Neat '33 over 10 years ago
Brutus; it’s because YOU’RE there !!!
REDROCKER51 over 10 years ago
that’s why the strip is called Born Loser…sorry Brutus…