Cleats by Bill Hinds for November 13, 2008
November 12, 2008
November 14, 2008
Transcript:
Man: Coach, I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but I've been to a couple of your practices, and I haven't seen one kid on his hands an knees barfin'. Deanna: That's really not one of our goals at practice. We focus on skills. Man: It just ain't football, is it? Deanna: Try to be strong.
margueritem over 15 years ago
Soccer is a gentler, kinder game.
sloop over 15 years ago
That looks like an eXtra eXtra eXtra eXtra Large (XXXXL) to me.
runar over 15 years ago
Sports barfin’ is the American way - it prepares them for college binge drinkin’ and barfin’
Nipponkid over 15 years ago
The way they train for sports in America is stupid. If you lack endurance they think that until you throw-up you wont gain any more distance when you run. Ill admit that I was on the “chunky” side before i left but now after slow training with running and sword fighting for kendo ive lost weight,feel better and havent barfed once. Been doing it for 2 1/2 weeks and i can run 3 times farther!
Thats why kids hate running. Its because we only remember really having to push ourselves on the first try.
Slow and steady wins the race.
briankblough over 15 years ago
NipponKid-only if the race is to see who gets to the grave first. As a sprinter, if I believed your theory, I would never have won anything.
Bill Hinds creator over 15 years ago
I’m too old to sprint these days. Maybe I can work up to that in my quest to become younger each year. So far I’ve only been able to achieve a childlike attitude.
Speaking of children, I just sent off a week of Cleats that features Svanhildur, and introduces her name. I’m hopeful Cleats will be picked up by an Icelandic newspaper.
Nipponkid over 15 years ago
Bill Hinds creator over 15 years ago
I knew barfing would be a provocative subject.
By the way, I was asked if there had been any twins in Cleats. I don’t remember any, but there are two sets in my feature “Buzz Beamer.” Here’s a link to one of the sets, the Slugg brothers (voiced by my son) http://www.sikids.com/buzzbeamer/animated/derailed.html
margueritem over 15 years ago
http://www.sikids.com/buzzbeamer/animated/derailed.html
Cute, that last little guy was clever. I take it that he’s been sno-boarding with the twins before.
Bill Hinds creator over 15 years ago
The last little guy in that animation is Buzz Beamer. I do his voice. I alter my normal manly-man voice in Sound Studio. Yes, Buzz’s voice is done by a guy who is over 6’3” and 280 lbs. The girl’s voice is by my 15-year-old daughter.
mrprongs over 15 years ago
and now we know the rest of the behind the scenes story.