Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 18, 2013

islet of langerhans anyone?

WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE ON?

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days.

A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?”

The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?”

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

“If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”

The guy says, “Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I’m Polish?”

“The clerk replied, “Because you’re in Home Depot.”

The islets of Langerhans are in the pancreas and produce insulin for metabolism of sugars!!!!

Cosmo!

Cosmo should be on a desreted island with no other food source other than carrot sticks.

to reduce calories, try to cut down on one ‘s’ every meal

STFU

your an island into yourself

Am I the only one who thinks the joke is lame?

You are dangerously over weight ugly and repulsive.You will never measure up to Rock Hudson. There was a real man.

I agree with you, but careful, that kind of comment is prime troll bait.

When did “desertED” become “desert”?