Monty by Jim Meddick for December 20, 2008

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woman says, "Look what I found behind the radiator when I was cleaning your old room?" Gretchen says, "Oh no! You read my junior high school diary!!" woman says, "I didn't say I read it. I said I found it." Gretchen says, "And you're giving it back? I don't believe you! You always read my diaries!" woman says, "I swear I didn't read it." Gretchen says, "And you swear you didn't skim it or..." man says, "Try asking if she photocopied any of it..." woman says, "Shut up, Harold."