Monty by Jim Meddick for December 20, 2007

Transcript:

"Max, are you OK? You look a bit agitated." "It's my germ phobia... I thought if I exposed myself to your apartment, I'd get over it... but it... it's not working." "If only there was something clean I could cling to!... just one small oasis of cleanliness!" "Hang in there, Max!" "Look Max, see!... A bar of soap.... soap, Max!..." "Dear Lord! Even the soap is dirty!..." "I can pretty much guarantee you that that is an arm hair and not an underarm hair..."