Monty by Jim Meddick for May 20, 2005

Transcript:

"OK... Carlos, when you're done boxing meet me here..." "I hate the way women make fake cell phone calls whenever I sit next to them at a bar." "How do you know they're fake?" "Well, usually they're blatant attempts to avoid being hit on...phony dialoguewith jealous boyfriends or lab results from a health clinic..." "Also the ones that start ringing are pretty obvious..."