Monty by Jim Meddick for July 10, 2004

Transcript:

"Well, Dave, I'm removing the picture of Brad Pitt from my online profile..." "I've learned how easy it is to fool others in cyberspace, but in reality you're only fooling yourself..." "Besides...I'm beginning to suspect there are other, more lasting, more reliable ways to find love in this world..." "Like learning to accept yourself as you are?" "Cosmetic surgery."