Monty by Jim Meddick for January 03, 2004

Transcript:

"Another Christmas. Another New Year's. Another year gone by..." "For some, Pilsner. Perhaps, but that's not the way I choose to measure the years..." "No?... Then how...?" "Oh." "The layers of solidified pancake batter on the stove." "Super Bowl Sunday 1996... Looking back, I should've realized a burnt blueberry short stack was a bad omen for Pittsburgh..."