Close to Home by John McPherson for October 18, 2009

eww. but that’s a handy service to have pepperoni in hand like that lol

They were just trying to save time at the pizzaria in order to get it there within 30 minutes. Made it!!! (Sort of.)

Such dedication is worthy of a nice tip, no?

Yep, he ain’t cutting corners!

I’m still a Poppa Murphy kind of guy…

This comic was so stupid, it prompted me to go online and try to email McPherson directly. This is the closest I got.

Five us sat around the breakfast table in awe of this comic’s idiocy. How hard is it to come up with one remotely funny concept a week?

I think this comic is great! RLMAO!!!!!!!!!

I sure hope they don’t have to pay for their pizza since the pizzeria forgot the pepperoni.

Wow! Some people really get bent out of shape over a silly comic! I’d hate to live in that house!

Armpit flavored. Yum.

Hilarious, what happens if you want sardines?