Close to Home by John McPherson for September 26, 2009
September 25, 2009
September 27, 2009
Transcript:
Man: Mrs. Sandler, I'm sorry we were late! No! Not that, Mrs. Sandler! Ahh! No, please! I beg of you!....Ahhhhhh!.... Determined to have her daughter home by 12, Shirley had first dates watch a video of guys who were late for the curfew.
cdward over 14 years ago
Note to guy: Run very fast and very far.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Daughter will turn out like mother
jpozenel over 14 years ago
You got that right Lewreader. Always check out the mother closely.
carpetinwater9 over 14 years ago
Mean Momma!!!
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
I just point to the shotgun hanging over the door.