Close to Home by John McPherson for June 13, 2009

And the class valedictorian will soon be saying, “Want fries with that?”.

And the class “Most Likely to Succeed” will be the new greeter at the All-Mart.

my oldest son told me just before i retired to start practicing for my next job by saying..hi welcome to lowe’s how can i help you, so thoe grads have a while to go before getting that technical

I’d work for Lowe’s, but my wife would want me to bring some money home.

Yeah, it’s sad.

This is stupid. Math and Physics majors are highly employable right now. What was this guy drinking when he came up with this?

It’s those liberal arts grads who have a much more difficult time finding a job.

A little Pretzel Logic for Mr. Summa CU/v\ Ferg:

http://tinyurl.com/ly5okb

Good one Margarette, the best answer

Diane,

Not with the quality of our school system nowadays. No child left behind is hurting those who want to succeed.