Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for April 22, 2000
Transcript:
"I'll have a six-piece chicken nugget meal and a root beer please." "And I'll just have a garden salad with a small diet coke." "Ok, that'll be $7.49." "I'm proud of you." "Thanks. I'm really serious about this diet." "I'll go get us a table." "Ok." "On the Q.T., I also want you to put a LARGE ONION RINGS and a BACON CHEESEBURGER in the glove compartment of the blue caddy out front. Here's $50. Keep the change."